1 00:00:02,460 --> 00:00:06,000 [Simultaneous chanting] 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:06,260 [Simultaneous chanting] 3 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:08,549 [Clapping] Spelling bee spelling 4 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:09,093 bee who's the queen of the 5 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:11,995 spelling bee? 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:12,100 Spelling bee? 7 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:12,598 [Chanting] Spelling bee 8 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,809 spelling bee I'm the queen 9 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:15,929 of the spelling bee. 10 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:17,995 [Cheering] 11 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,770 [Cheering] 12 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:20,523 You did it, baby girl. 13 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:21,563 You showed everybody at that 14 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:22,436 school how the Reed family 15 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:23,982 handles business. 16 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:25,145 Like they say, the apple 17 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:27,323 doesn't fall far from the tree. 18 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:28,532 Alex: Hey, thanks 19 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:29,111 Monroe: Thanks. 20 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:29,995 I don't care how many branches 21 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:30,860 I don't care how many branches 22 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:31,487 you got. 23 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:32,163 You didn't plant yourself. 24 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,080 I am so proud of you, 25 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:35,029 little sis. 26 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:35,998 Oh you almost make me wanna 27 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:36,910 Oh you almost make me wanna 28 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:37,995 have a little... 29 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:40,579 No. 30 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:41,205 Watchin' you up there on that 31 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,001 stage, I couldn't help but think 32 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,080 stage, I couldn't help but think 33 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,998 how much you remind me of me. 34 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:45,246 How? 35 00:00:45,336 --> 00:00:47,586 She won her bee. 36 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:48,002 As an exterminator 37 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:48,840 as an exterminator 38 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:51,513 I sometimes relocate bees. 39 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:52,893 And if I win statewide 40 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:53,999 I get to go to Disney world! 41 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,140 I get to go to Disney world! 42 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,261 That means you have a lot 43 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:57,057 of studying to do young lady. 44 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:58,140 You gotta be ready. 45 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,004 I was born ready. 46 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:00,230 I was born ready. 47 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,310 Go ahead, Keenan. 48 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:02,314 Quiz me. 49 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:03,305 Ah, maybe later. 50 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:04,146 First I got some 51 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:04,650 [unintelligible] To quiz 52 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,001 on the phone. 53 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:06,270 On the phone. 54 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:07,107 Ah, it's a wonder kids can 55 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:08,532 spell anything these days. 56 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:09,570 What with computers and Google 57 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:10,612 and everything. 58 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:11,145 Back in my day we knew how 59 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:11,997 to use dictionaries 60 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:12,110 to use dictionaries 61 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:14,947 and encyclopedias. 62 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:15,333 Okay, grandpa. 63 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,198 Since you're so knowledgeable 64 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:17,985 and scholarly, 65 00:01:18,077 --> 00:01:20,617 spell rhinotillexomania. 66 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:23,575 R-h-i-n-o-- 67 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:23,996 that's not a word. 68 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 That's not a word. 69 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:26,174 Yes it is. 70 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:27,802 It means nose picking. 71 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:28,419 [Chuckles] There's an actual 72 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:29,995 word for Simone's disgusting 73 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:30,220 word for Simone's disgusting 74 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:31,378 habit. 75 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:32,676 ♪ good thing we've got ♪ 76 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,299 ♪ one another ♪ 77 00:01:34,385 --> 00:01:35,995 ♪ read between the lines ♪ 78 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:36,850 ♪ read between the lines ♪ 79 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:37,890 ♪ stuck between a rock ♪ 80 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:38,852 ♪ and a hard place ♪ 81 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,602 ♪ could be a hard place to be ♪ 82 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:41,353 ♪ if I didn't have ♪ 83 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:42,004 ♪ my village holdin' me ♪ 84 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:42,390 ♪ my village holdin' me ♪ 85 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:43,557 ♪ my father, son ♪ 86 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:44,345 ♪ two daughters ♪ 87 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:45,397 ♪ and two best friends ♪ 88 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,480 ♪ surroundin' me with ♪ 89 00:01:46,564 --> 00:01:47,114 ♪ the strength of 10,000 men ♪ 90 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:48,000 ♪ ha-ha, yeah, I got this ♪♪ 91 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,400 ♪ ha-ha, yeah, I got this ♪♪ 92 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:50,744 [Chuckling] 93 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:54,003 Alexis: Keenan. 94 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:54,200 Alexis: Keenan. 95 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,570 Brother. 96 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,657 Block head. 97 00:01:57,742 --> 00:02:00,002 Grandpa, he's supposed to be 98 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:00,580 grandpa, he's supposed to be 99 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,332 quizzing me. 100 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:05,293 Watch this. 101 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:07,461 Wasn't my fault. 102 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:08,424 She kissed me first. 103 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:09,963 Alexis: [Giggles] 104 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:10,416 It's gettin' late. 105 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:11,835 Time for you to get your butt 106 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:12,003 off of where I lay my head. 107 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:12,380 Off of where I lay my head. 108 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,425 Why don't you sleep 109 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:15,049 in the guest bedroom? 110 00:02:15,134 --> 00:02:16,724 Wouldn't that be more 111 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:17,353 comfortable? 112 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:17,998 No, no, no. 113 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:18,390 No, no, no. 114 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:19,891 Guest rooms are for guests. 115 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:20,973 Besides, I got my own bed 116 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:21,977 in my own house. 117 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:22,638 Don't want to sleep 118 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:23,515 in nobody else's. 119 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:24,001 Now get yourself up before I tie 120 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:24,560 now get yourself up before I tie 121 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,604 your skinny behind in a knot. 122 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,188 [Doorbell rings] 123 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,003 [Sighs] Might as well be 124 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:30,650 [Sighs] Might as well be 125 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:32,033 sleeping in grand central 126 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,610 station, all this traffic. 127 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:34,235 Take it easy. 128 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,000 I'm coming. 129 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,950 I'm coming. 130 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:39,532 Hey, Monroe. 131 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:41,997 Oh no. 132 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Oh no. 133 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:44,289 Hi. 134 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:45,542 I missed you miss Helen. 135 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:46,503 Oh I missed you too, 136 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:47,213 sweetheart. 137 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,002 Oh I am sorry I am comin' by 138 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,550 Oh I am sorry I am comin' by 139 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:51,498 so late. 140 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,508 But that Dr. Miller got me 141 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:54,000 shufflin' files 142 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:54,170 shufflin' files 143 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:56,677 and billin' clients. 144 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:58,759 You mean doing your job? 145 00:02:58,845 --> 00:02:59,995 So ah, w-w-w--don't. 146 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,310 So ah, w-w-w--don't. 147 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:05,771 I'm gonna need a new pillow. 148 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:06,002 Carla told me that Alexis won 149 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,310 Carla told me that Alexis won 150 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:11,186 the spelling bee so 151 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,004 I bought her a gift. 152 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,650 I bought her a gift. 153 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:14,735 You got me a gift? 154 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:17,489 What is it? 155 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:18,002 A kindle? 156 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:18,280 A kindle? 157 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:21,874 I so wanted one of these. 158 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:22,291 Thank you so much. 159 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:23,998 Oh you're so welcome. 160 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,410 Oh you're so welcome. 161 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:28,956 And you can call me godmommy. 162 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,002 Godmommy, I didn't know 163 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,250 Godmommy, I didn't know 164 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:31,586 you were her-- 165 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:32,129 I wasn't. 166 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:34,961 I made the decision yesterday. 167 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:35,998 I mean I figured since Carla was 168 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:36,380 I mean I figured since Carla was 169 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:37,466 in L.A. 170 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,890 That this baby needed a strong 171 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,759 woman figure. 172 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:41,996 Well you do look pretty 173 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:42,810 Well you do look pretty 174 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,019 strong. 175 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:45,979 Godmommy. 176 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:46,889 Yes? 177 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:47,996 I advanced to the citywide 178 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:48,230 I advanced to the citywide 179 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,401 spelling bee. 180 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,809 Well I am not surprised. 181 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,318 You know you get your smarts 182 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:53,999 from my side of the family. 183 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,530 From my side of the family. 184 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:56,780 I am not going to wear that 185 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:57,361 to the citywide spelling bee. 186 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,315 But you look adorable in it. 187 00:03:59,405 --> 00:03:59,995 What do you guys think? 188 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:00,370 What do you guys think? 189 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:01,238 Oh. 190 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,244 A man should never get in the 191 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,115 middle of two women arguin' 192 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:04,992 about clothes. 193 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:05,868 Almost lost my eye 194 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:06,004 like that once. 195 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,210 Like that once. 196 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:08,828 Kaci, winners do not compete 197 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:09,995 in casual wear. 198 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,003 This is for all the marbles. 199 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:12,540 This is for all the marbles. 200 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:13,537 Okay. 201 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:14,418 Okay, got it. 202 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:16,804 So we're talking power, 203 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:18,001 intelligence, and beauty. 204 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:18,760 Intelligence, and beauty. 205 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:19,341 [Simultaneously] The full 206 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:23,385 Michelle Obama. 207 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:24,001 Daddy, where's my 208 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:24,390 Daddy, where's my 209 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:25,602 registration packet? 210 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:26,682 Ah, it should be here 211 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:27,426 any day, sweetie. 212 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:28,557 Okay, okay, enough talk. 213 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,003 We have work to do. 214 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:30,560 We have work to do. 215 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:31,595 Hey dad the paperwork for 216 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:32,858 Alexis' spelling bee should be 217 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:33,689 here by now, right? 218 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:36,003 Why are you asking me? 219 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:36,480 Why are you asking me? 220 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:37,277 Because I gave it to you 221 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:37,530 to mail. 222 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:39,070 Nonsense. 223 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:40,073 I'm an ex fire chief. 224 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:40,704 I didn't get to the top position 225 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:41,410 by not taking care of business. 226 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:41,999 You want to test me? 227 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,320 You want to test me? 228 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:43,568 Go ahead. 229 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:46,078 Light something on fire. 230 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:46,790 Calm down. 231 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:47,749 I don't need to commit arson 232 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:47,999 to prove a point. 233 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:48,710 To prove a point. 234 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:49,328 I distinctly remember giving you 235 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:50,294 the material. 236 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:51,373 It was the night you were making 237 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:53,457 your famous herb roasted lamb 238 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,003 chops. 239 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:54,420 Chops. 240 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:55,382 Oh, they were pretty darn 241 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,051 good. 242 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,130 And I put it in the one place 243 00:04:58,214 --> 00:04:59,304 I knew you wouldn't miss it. 244 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:00,002 The apron you were wearin'. 245 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,380 The apron you were wearin'. 246 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:02,297 It was right in front 247 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:05,005 of your face. 248 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:05,886 I put that thing 249 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:06,002 right over here. 250 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,100 Right over here. 251 00:05:13,187 --> 00:05:13,767 Now what do you have to say 252 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:14,725 for yourself? 253 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:15,614 You really messed up 254 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:18,000 this time. 255 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:18,400 This time. 256 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:19,534 What makes it worse is 257 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:20,490 my pops won't even take 258 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,240 responsibility for screwing up. 259 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,952 He was "I'm always right" 260 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,032 disease. 261 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:25,826 Hm. 262 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:26,778 Well that must be contagious 263 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,198 'cause you have it too. 264 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,286 No, I don't. 265 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:30,000 I'm just right most of the time. 266 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,580 I'm just right most of the time. 267 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:33,745 Okay, why don't you call the 268 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,383 head master of Alexis' school? 269 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:36,000 I did. 270 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:36,380 I did. 271 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:37,341 She said I had to talk to the 272 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,380 superintendent. 273 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:39,383 But even she admitted there's 274 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:40,384 a slim to no chance that ball 275 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,995 buster Bradley is gonna accept 276 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:42,630 buster Bradley is gonna accept 277 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,467 my late application. 278 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:45,342 I know superintendent 279 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:45,598 Bradley. 280 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:46,388 He didn't seem like a ball 281 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,001 buster when I met him. 282 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:48,390 Buster when I met him. 283 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:48,933 But then again I had just 284 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:49,465 uncovered a rat infestation 285 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:51,387 at one of his schools. 286 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:52,436 Are you serious? 287 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:52,638 Yup. 288 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:53,997 They tried to get me to sign 289 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:54,150 they tried to get me to sign 290 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:55,058 some kind of agreement to not go 291 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:55,976 public, so I said okay. 292 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:56,614 And you got what in return? 293 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:59,999 A team of unpaid interns. 294 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,360 A team of unpaid interns. 295 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:01,573 Are you talking about kids? 296 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:02,362 They can crawl into those 297 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,445 small spaces. 298 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:04,780 They're young. 299 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,004 Their lungs will be all right. 300 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,080 Their lungs will be all right. 301 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:07,908 Well it sounds like you 302 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:08,662 and the superintendent are 303 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:09,583 best buds. 304 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:10,750 You think you could talk to him? 305 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:11,998 I'm sure a reminder of our 306 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:12,620 little rat situation might make 307 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:14,285 an impression. 308 00:06:14,373 --> 00:06:15,383 Wait you are not seriously 309 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:16,918 considering black mail, are you? 310 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:18,001 I mean there is no way that our 311 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,500 I mean there is no way that our 312 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:19,996 straight-laced framer here is 313 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,548 ever gonna go for that. 314 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:23,471 Isn't that right, Alex? 315 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:23,999 Here's some gas money. 316 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,140 Here's some gas money. 317 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,099 And if you like, I can 318 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:29,468 Google map it for you as well. 319 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:29,995 [Cell phone rings] 320 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,890 [Cell phone rings] 321 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:35,136 Hello? 322 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:35,998 Oh hey, chief. 323 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,150 Oh hey, chief. 324 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:41,436 You gotta be kidding me. 325 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:41,996 Black mail? 326 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,400 Black mail? 327 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:46,988 Yeah. 328 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,003 Yeah, unfortunately I do know 329 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:48,280 yeah, unfortunately I do know 330 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:49,196 Julius. 331 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:50,243 Too well. 332 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:51,656 Yeah. All right. All right. 333 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:52,914 I'm on my way right now. 334 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:53,995 If you want to throw him in a 335 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:54,290 if you want to throw him in a 336 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:54,912 cell and scare the stupid out of 337 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:56,327 him until I get there you have 338 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:56,665 my blessing. 339 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,999 Oh... 340 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,460 Oh... 341 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,255 Hey. 342 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:02,798 Are you ready for this? 343 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,260 Police chief mills has Julius 344 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:06,001 down at the station. 345 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:06,340 Down at the station. 346 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:07,335 They picked him up for tryin' to 347 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:09,296 blackmail the superintendent. 348 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,717 What? 349 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:11,996 Sweet mother of Jesus. 350 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,600 Sweet mother of Jesus. 351 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,103 You knew about this? 352 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:16,064 No. 353 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:16,444 Yeah. 354 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:17,559 No, Julius cares about 355 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:17,995 two things. 356 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:18,400 Two things. 357 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:19,519 Money and makin' more money. 358 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:21,515 No way he gets himself mixed up 359 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:22,687 in this mess unless he's tryin' 360 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:23,355 to help you. 361 00:07:23,442 --> 00:07:24,002 All right. 362 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:24,240 All right. 363 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:25,188 I was out of options, pops. 364 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:25,988 I don't want to let my little 365 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:26,570 girl down. 366 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,364 Guess what? 367 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:28,867 I just got off the phone 368 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:29,998 with mommy. 369 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:30,280 With mommy. 370 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:31,986 She's coming to my spelling bee! 371 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:35,366 Oh great. 372 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:36,004 Baby, go upstairs, brush your 373 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,120 baby, go upstairs, brush your 374 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:38,246 teeth, and I will be up there 375 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:38,832 to read your bedtime story. 376 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:40,496 Say we can finally start 377 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:41,995 "the iliad" and I'm gone. 378 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:42,420 "The iliad" and I'm gone. 379 00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:43,503 The iliad it is. 380 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:43,708 Yes. 381 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:45,666 I'll warm up my kindle. 382 00:07:45,756 --> 00:07:46,506 Oh. 383 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:46,881 Looks like you got 384 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:47,996 your hands full. 385 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,340 Your hands full. 386 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:49,176 Well let me go pick up Julius 387 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:49,720 before someone puts his hair 388 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:53,262 in cornrows. 389 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:53,997 So I hear you're coming to 390 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:54,100 So I hear you're coming to 391 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,982 our daughter's spelling bee. 392 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:57,939 Are you sure you're gonna show 393 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,999 up this time? 394 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,610 Up this time? 395 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:01,688 No I'm not saying it was your 396 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:03,572 intention to disappoint her. 397 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:04,529 No but the last time you were 398 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:05,999 supposed to come home, I ended 399 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,690 supposed to come home, I ended 400 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:07,737 up having to fly the kids out 401 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,780 to you. 402 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,534 Look, all I'm saying is it will 403 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:11,996 crush her if you don't show up. 404 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,740 Crush her if you don't show up. 405 00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:16,656 Okay. 406 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:20,882 Anything else you'd like to say 407 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:22,788 before we hang up? 408 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:26,591 I love you too. 409 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,301 Alex: Okay let's go. 410 00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:30,003 Let's hurry it up, up there. 411 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:30,130 Let's hurry it up, up there. 412 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:33,348 Come on! 413 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:33,849 How do I look, daddy? 414 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:34,470 Like the prettiest girl 415 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:35,595 in the world. 416 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:36,001 Don't tell kaci I said that. 417 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,060 Don't tell kaci I said that. 418 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:39,943 Mommy's plane should be 419 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,099 landing really soon. 420 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:41,997 Bet she'll be glad to hit 421 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:42,610 bet she'll be glad to hit 422 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:42,938 terra firma. 423 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:46,532 T-e-r-r-a-f-i-r-m-a. 424 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:47,859 Ah, very good sweetie. 425 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:48,004 But your momma's goin' from 426 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,110 but your momma's goin' from 427 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,145 the airport straight to 428 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:51,568 the competition, so let's go. 429 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:52,736 Let's do this. 430 00:08:52,823 --> 00:08:53,663 Let's do this. 431 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:54,001 Keenan! Kaci! 432 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,910 Keenan! Kaci! 433 00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:57,453 Kaci: Coming. 434 00:08:57,536 --> 00:08:59,996 Hey, ready to rock 'n' roll? 435 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,290 Hey, ready to rock 'n' roll? 436 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,423 Yeah, sorry, dad. 437 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:01,959 You know how long it takes 438 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,751 to look this good? 439 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:06,004 Apparently not long enough. 440 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,090 Apparently not long enough. 441 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:08,970 [Knocking] 442 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:09,968 Helen. 443 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:10,969 What are you doing here? 444 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,000 Well it's a godmother's duty 445 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:12,970 Well it's a godmother's duty 446 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,392 to ride along with her 447 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:15,760 goddaughter on her first 448 00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:16,466 citywide spelling bee. 449 00:09:16,555 --> 00:09:17,995 All right. 450 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,140 All right. 451 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:18,774 Well can we go so she's not 452 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:19,519 late? 453 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,430 Yes. 454 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,058 And remember this, godmothers 455 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:23,654 get mother's day gifts too. 456 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:23,999 Ann Taylor size... 12. 457 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:28,030 Ann Taylor size... 12. 458 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,999 ♪ 459 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,530 ♪ 460 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:32,109 Hey. 461 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:32,776 Hey, Simone. 462 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:33,663 Thank you for comin'. 463 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:34,199 It really means a lot to me 464 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:34,662 that you're here. 465 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,000 Well out of all the kids that 466 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,580 Well out of all the kids that 467 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,489 I know, I hate Alexis the least. 468 00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:39,657 How sweet. 469 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:40,705 I know. 470 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:41,998 Hey Julius, thank you 471 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,710 Hey Julius, thank you 472 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,000 for representin' man. 473 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:44,793 You know because of your 474 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,455 criminal ineptitude, 475 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:47,884 the superintendent felt bad 476 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:48,002 for Alexis and accepted 477 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,050 for Alexis and accepted 478 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,210 our late application. 479 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:51,298 Oh my plan worked like 480 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,342 a charm. 481 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,335 What? 482 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:53,966 Oh he wants to try to pretend 483 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:56,391 like it was his plan to get 484 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:57,680 caught doin' somethin' stupid. 485 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:58,813 It was. 486 00:09:58,889 --> 00:09:59,969 Just like it's your plan to be 487 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,267 single at 38. 488 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:02,770 Oh. 489 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:03,232 Okay you know what? 490 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:03,851 You get your little child to-- 491 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,306 No, no, no. 492 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:05,996 Don't do that. 493 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,060 Don't do that. 494 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:06,807 No, no, no. 495 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:07,647 If you want to get them back, 496 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:07,942 ignore them. 497 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,404 I've been ignoring men 498 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:10,403 for years. 499 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:11,154 That's how I keep them 500 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:11,995 interested. 501 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:12,950 Interested. 502 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,319 Parents, students, friends, 503 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,276 let us begin. 504 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:17,996 Oh that's my godbaby. 505 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,250 Oh that's my godbaby. 506 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,709 I am the godmother. 507 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:23,999 Helen. 508 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,670 Helen. 509 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:25,880 Helen. 510 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:26,578 Yes? 511 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,997 Just a proud godmother. 512 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,170 Just a proud godmother. 513 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:33,724 Expressing her love. 514 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,969 The rules are as follows, 515 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,142 if you misspell a word 516 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:37,679 in the first three rounds, 517 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,852 you will be automatically 518 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:40,930 eliminated. 519 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:41,635 In the final round, 520 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:42,004 your opponent has to misspell 521 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,890 your opponent has to misspell 522 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,686 a word and you must spell 523 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,000 your word correctly in order 524 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,020 your word correctly in order 525 00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:50,185 to be crowned the Victor. 526 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,734 Ladies and gentlemen, 527 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,857 let's spell. 528 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:54,004 [Applause] 529 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,650 [Applause] 530 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:58,527 Alexis Reed. 531 00:10:58,616 --> 00:10:59,996 Your word is "penitentiary". 532 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,950 Your word is "penitentiary". 533 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:01,615 Ha. 534 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:01,912 That's easy. 535 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:02,624 Jail. 536 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,913 J-a-i-l. 537 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:05,997 Sh. 538 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,540 Sh. 539 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,584 ♪ 540 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:08,576 Penitentiary. 541 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,998 P-e-n-i-t-e-n-t-i-a-r-y. 542 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,670 P-e-n-i-t-e-n-t-i-a-r-y. 543 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:14,966 Penitentiary. 544 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:15,879 [Ding] 545 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:17,086 You are correct. 546 00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:20,386 Unorthodox. 547 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:24,001 U-n-o-r-t-h-a-d-o-x. 548 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,480 U-n-o-r-t-h-a-d-o-x. 549 00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:25,848 Unorthodox. 550 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,805 You are incorrect. 551 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:29,805 Loser! 552 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,397 Nauseous. 553 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,995 N-a-u-s-e-o-u-s. 554 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,650 N-a-u-s-e-o-u-s. 555 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:37,607 Nauseous. 556 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,277 [Ding] 557 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,115 Correct. 558 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,999 Your word is "temperamental". 559 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,030 Your word is "temperamental". 560 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,908 Temperamental. 561 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:47,995 T-e-m...p-e-r...m-e-n-t-a-l. 562 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,460 T-e-m...p-e-r...m-e-n-t-a-l. 563 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,792 Temperamental 564 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,286 Incorrect. 565 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,998 [Angrily] Oh, yeah? 566 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,220 [Angrily] Oh, yeah? 567 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,626 Judge: Incorrect. 568 00:11:58,717 --> 00:11:59,997 Incorrect. 569 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,470 Incorrect. 570 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,763 Incorrect. 571 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,176 Incorrect. 572 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:03,764 Incorrect. 573 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,808 And that is the end 574 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:06,001 of our third round. 575 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,270 Of our third round. 576 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,521 We'll take a short break 577 00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:09,692 and return with our final round. 578 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:12,000 [Applause] 579 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,440 [Applause] 580 00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:17,735 Excuse me. 581 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:18,000 Hey, baby, you're doing great. 582 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,740 Hey, baby, you're doing great. 583 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:19,781 Where's mommy? 584 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:20,744 She said she was going 585 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,323 to be here. 586 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,988 I know she's not here yet, 587 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,616 but I am sure she's super proud 588 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:26,503 of you. 589 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,409 But she promised. 590 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,996 [Bell tolls] 591 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,120 [Bell tolls] 592 00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:31,377 Well I'd better go. 593 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:31,959 They're going to start soon. 594 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:33,792 Well hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 595 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:34,998 Give me a hug. 596 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:35,997 Mm. 597 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,420 Mm. 598 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:37,665 Mm. 599 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:40,336 I l-o-v-e you so much. 600 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,296 Now come on. 601 00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:41,995 Let's do this. 602 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,510 Let's do this. 603 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:47,977 [Sighs] 604 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,225 How's she holdin' up? 605 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:52,863 Well she's a little 606 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:53,478 disappointed your mother's not 607 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:54,004 here. 608 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,820 Here. 609 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,319 I'm not. 610 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,070 I knew she wasn't comin'. 611 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:57,821 Come on, Keenan. 612 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:58,362 You know your mother cares 613 00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,574 about you. 614 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:00,003 Wow. 615 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,610 Wow. 616 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:01,196 I'm not used to you sounding 617 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,450 like you don't really believe 618 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:03,161 that. 619 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,370 Can we just focus 620 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,000 on your sister please? 621 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:06,160 On your sister please? 622 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:07,293 The competition will now 623 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:08,409 resume. 624 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,746 May I have Alison come 625 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,000 to the microphone please? 626 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,500 To the microphone please? 627 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:12,923 The word is... 628 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,550 [Coughing] 629 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,000 Don't you hate it 630 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,300 don't you hate it 631 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,050 when it goes down 632 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:19,921 the wrong pipe. 633 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:21,007 When what goes down 634 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:21,761 the wrong pipe? 635 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:22,932 Air. 636 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,000 Sh. 637 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,850 Sh. 638 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:26,890 Sorry for the interruption. 639 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:30,002 Your word is "antediluvian". 640 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,980 Your word is "antediluvian". 641 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,810 Antediluvian. 642 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,145 A-n-t-e-- 643 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,000 [Coughing] 644 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,270 [Coughing] 645 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,857 Be quiet, woman. 646 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,112 That's it! 647 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,493 Please remove that woman 648 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:41,999 from the premises. 649 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,490 From the premises. 650 00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:43,571 Uh. 651 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,316 What? 652 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:45,406 I'm the godmother. 653 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:46,621 I have rights. 654 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,000 Don't you taser me. 655 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,580 Don't you taser me. 656 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,541 Now, proceed. 657 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:54,001 A-n-t-e-d-i-l-u-v-i-a-n. 658 00:13:54,000 --> 00:14:00,000 A-n-t-e-d-i-l-u-v-i-a-n. 659 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,130 A-n-t-e-d-i-l-u-v-i-a-n. 660 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,054 Antediluvian. 661 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:01,921 [Ding] 662 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,967 Correct. 663 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,683 Spell the word "bourgeois". 664 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:11,056 Aw, come on. 665 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,001 That word should be illegal. 666 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,850 That word should be illegal. 667 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,096 It's French. 668 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,107 Derived from the old French 669 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,938 word, bourgeois. 670 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,903 Everybody knows that. 671 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:23,324 You people need to read more. 672 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,004 Bourgeois. 673 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,490 Bourgeois. 674 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:30,004 B-u-o... correction. 675 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,200 B-u-o... correction. 676 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:35,997 B-o-u-r-g-w-a. 677 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,210 B-o-u-r-g-w-a. 678 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:37,843 Bourgeois. 679 00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,588 That is incorrect. 680 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,001 That means Alison is our winner. 681 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,720 That means Alison is our winner. 682 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,389 [Applause] 683 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,177 [Indistinct chatter] 684 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,354 Kaci: So good. 685 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,562 Come on, smile. 686 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,001 You were amazing. 687 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,060 You were amazing. 688 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:54,983 Sorry we're not going 689 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,020 to Disney world. 690 00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:56,983 Don't worry about it. 691 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:57,902 We can go to Disney world 692 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:58,940 any time. 693 00:14:59,023 --> 00:14:59,863 Uh-uh. 694 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:00,000 They got so many blackout dates 695 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,230 they got so many blackout dates 696 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:01,937 now. 697 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:02,986 Happiest palce on earth, 698 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:05,998 if you can get in. 699 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,410 If you can get in. 700 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:10,029 Where is she? 701 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,997 [Sighs] Come here, sweetie. 702 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,950 [Sighs] Come here, sweetie. 703 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:16,958 Now I know your mommy wanted 704 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,001 to be here, but sometimes things 705 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,710 to be here, but sometimes things 706 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:20,343 don't always work out the way 707 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,499 we hoped. 708 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,998 [Phone vibrates] 709 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,010 [Phone vibrates] 710 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:28,260 There's your mommy now. 711 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,004 Hey. 712 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,100 Hey. 713 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,099 Yeah. 714 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,770 Yeah, she's here. 715 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,598 Hold on. 716 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:36,004 Hi mommy. 717 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,980 Hi mommy. 718 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,062 I miss you too. 719 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,997 So what's the update? 720 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,070 So what's the update? 721 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,649 She's on the phone with Carla. 722 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,364 Says she got stuck on the runway 723 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,494 in L.A. 724 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:48,001 Well at least it wasn't 725 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,660 Well at least it wasn't 726 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:49,069 her fault this time. 727 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,616 Well it's her fault 728 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:53,119 she's in California. 729 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,002 Can't blame her. 730 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,750 Can't blame her. 731 00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:55,498 Those in-n-out burgers are 732 00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,079 so damn addictive. 733 00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,455 [Soft music playing] 734 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,001 Hey. 735 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,630 Hey. 736 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:01,089 Hey. 737 00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,038 How's your baby doin'? 738 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,047 Well, she wants to finish 739 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,379 reading "the iliad" tomorrow 740 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,004 and start reading "the odyssey" 741 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,880 and start reading "the odyssey" 742 00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:07,215 the next day. 743 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,879 So I'd say she'll be okay. 744 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:10,507 Are you okay, 745 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:11,224 is the question. 746 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,003 Oh, man, I'm fine. 747 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,810 Oh, man, I'm fine. 748 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,768 There's a lot I wanna say. 749 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:15,388 And the person I wanna say 'em 750 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,104 to isn't here. 751 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:18,004 But I'm good. 752 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,390 But I'm good. 753 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,477 But what if she was here? 754 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:20,191 What kind of question is 755 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:20,400 that? 756 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,309 No answer my question, Alex. 757 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,858 What if she were here. 758 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:24,001 What would you say? 759 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,270 What would you say? 760 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:28,528 I'd say I'm sick of this. 761 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,002 Okay. 762 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,320 Okay. 763 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,736 And I think she would probably 764 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,624 say... 765 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,001 "What exactly are you sick of?" 766 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,080 "What exactly are you sick of?" 767 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:36,621 Hey look I don't think 768 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:37,164 this is a good idea, guys. 769 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,036 Uh-uh. 770 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:42,003 I'm, I'm sick of living with 771 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,380 i'm, I'm sick of living with 772 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,630 having made the wrong decisions. 773 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:46,713 I never should have agreed 774 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:47,997 to this long-distance thing. 775 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,340 To this long-distance thing. 776 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,684 "I would've gone anyway". 777 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:50,928 All right. 778 00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:53,299 Why? 779 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:53,997 Why don't you wanna be 780 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,300 why don't you wanna be 781 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,848 with your family? 782 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,891 Why won't you just come home? 783 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,995 "I want my turn, Alex. 784 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,520 "I want my turn, Alex. 785 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:02,483 I thought I was happy, 786 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,363 but I wasn't. 787 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,770 I never really wanted a third 788 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:05,998 child, but I had one because 789 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,280 child, but I had one because 790 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,029 I wanted you. 791 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,990 Now I love our children very 792 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,070 much, but I just feel like 793 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:11,995 Are you really tryin' to pin 794 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,030 Are you really tryin' to pin 795 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,115 this on me? 796 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:14,989 You are an intelligent, 797 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,285 grown-ass woman. 798 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:17,999 Nobody forced you to do 799 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,040 nobody forced you to do 800 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:18,950 anything. 801 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:19,498 I was the one who changed 802 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:20,040 for you. 803 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,002 I did that, Carla. 804 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,002 Then we both made sacrifices. 805 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,880 Then we both made sacrifices. 806 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:25,880 I don't know about this. 807 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:26,841 You don't know about what? 808 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,340 I don't know about us! 809 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:29,052 I don't know about this 810 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:29,301 marriage. 811 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,001 Either you come home right now, 812 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,130 either you come home right now, 813 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,085 or this relationship is 814 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,046 probably over! 815 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,996 [Soft music playing] 816 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,890 [Soft music playing] 817 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,734 [Clapping] 818 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:41,389 Come on now. 819 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:41,997 Clap your hands. 820 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,600 Clap your hands. 821 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,516 Put your hands together 822 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,114 for the performers. 823 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,729 Huh? 824 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:47,996 Tonight's performance was 825 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,530 tonight's performance was 826 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,229 brought to you by 827 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,068 we control pests. 828 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,452 1-800-kll-bugs and its 829 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,999 proprietor, Julius Darren. 830 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,070 Proprietor, Julius Darren. 831 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,366 [Chuckles] Here's some cards. 832 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,369 Two girls, three guys, 833 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,030 that's gonna be a wild night 834 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:57,947 right there. 835 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,035 That's gonna be a wild night. 836 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,214 [Knocking] 837 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,828 Come in. 838 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,416 Hey. 839 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,303 What's wrong sweetie? 840 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:09,168 You can't sleep? 841 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,594 Daddy, I don't know what 842 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:11,802 happened to me today. 843 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:12,002 I just got all crazy. 844 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,090 I just got all crazy. 845 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,386 I can spell that word. 846 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,389 I know that word. 847 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:17,100 You read "les mis" to me 848 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:17,999 when I was five. 849 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,180 When I was five. 850 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,845 Alexis Reed, 851 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:23,995 the word is "bourgeois". 852 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,650 The word is "bourgeois". 853 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:25,848 Bourgeois. 854 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,998 B-o-u-r-g-e-o-i-s. 855 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,070 B-o-u-r-g-e-o-i-s. 856 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:30,360 Bourgeois. 857 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:33,782 That's my girl. 858 00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,002 Come here. 859 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,030 Come here. 860 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:39,075 Alexis, 861 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,039 at the end of the day, 862 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:41,999 the only person you can depend 863 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,330 the only person you can depend 864 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:44,623 on is you. 865 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:45,666 Okay? 866 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:46,959 So I don't ever want you to let 867 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,002 anybody get in your head, 868 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,090 anybody get in your head, 869 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,128 rattle you, 870 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,211 or make you doubt yourself. 871 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,756 And that includes me 872 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,000 and your mom. 873 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,130 And your mom. 874 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,836 Okay, daddy. 875 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:56,756 You got it? 876 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:57,724 I got it. 877 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:58,263 All right. 878 00:18:58,345 --> 00:18:59,965 Goodnight. 879 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,215 Goodnight, daddy. 880 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:02,717 What are you doin'? 881 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,688 No. You gots to go. 882 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:05,638 Daddy. 883 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:05,997 No you have your own bed. 884 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,980 No you have your own bed. 885 00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:08,152 And your own bedroom. 886 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,070 Go ahead. 887 00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:11,998 Nice try though. 888 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,530 Nice try though. 889 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:14,070 ♪ 890 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,783 Alex: No matter how much 891 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,913 I love my family and wanna make 892 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:18,000 my marriage work, 893 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,070 my marriage work, 894 00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:21,367 today I realized there are 895 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:22,201 certain things I can't do. 896 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,996 Being in a relationship 897 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,330 being in a relationship 898 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,503 with a wife who doesn't want 899 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,711 to come home 900 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,420 just may be one of them. 901 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:29,998 ♪ 902 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,420 ♪ 903 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:36,020 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0